therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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