If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
There r osticjed everywhere
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
