he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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