Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Also, beer. Big fan.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
