she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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