The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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