we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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