So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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