Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You are a genius and a whore.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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