halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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