Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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