His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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