Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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