physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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