we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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