Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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