it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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