Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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