I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
