I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I cockslap morals
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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