you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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