But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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