is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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