all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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