yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I deserve this hangover.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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