We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
we should paint friendship bongs
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