I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
A+ Viking dick
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize