We need to rekindle our bromance
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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