everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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