just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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