this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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