party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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