If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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