What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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