They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
