did you get engaged???
look no pants
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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