My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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