Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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