Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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