I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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