? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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