Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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