Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
this boner is exhausting
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i believe in u and ur pee
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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