do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We are two peas in an std pod
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
