I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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