drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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