yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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