butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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