U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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