She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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