It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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