whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Randomize