Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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